Jacob, 28, kind of a writer, playing for the other team, like to pretend my boots & I are vegan.
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My dad moved to a rent house in a cheap suburb with a big back yard.
He’d prefer it rather than an apartment for those few weekends he’s in Texas not traveling for work.
A chicken walked across the street and placed a really fancy gift bow in his front yard.
My phone died before I got a really good photo of it back in its yard but my best effort is below.
My dad gave the fancy bow to a little girl dressed like Batman who was passing by on the way home from kindergarten with her mom.
Referring to the chicken, the mom said, “She must approve of you.”
The girl threw the bow in the street two houses down.
No one acknowledged this but I feel like the chicken is going to be really insulted. My dad looked at me like I was from outer space when I said that.
Totally egging his house tonight.