Worst First Date?

Cute 22 year old guy took me out…and kept calling me old.

“But you look hot for 28.”

He looked cute for someone buying me lunch and drinks.

And then he kept checking his phone:

“Sorry, babe, we can’t leave and hook up yet…waiting for my check to clear. Unless…you can pay?”

Babe? Hook up? Pay?

I’m so stuffed and a tipsy from everything I kept ordering to eat up his check before it cleared.

OKCupid gets one more week then I will accept that the universe is clearly speaking.

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absurdlakefront said: This has been similar to my OKCupid experiences of late, and I’ve had to take a break.
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