Jacob, 28, kind of a writer, playing for the other team, like to pretend my boots & I are vegan.
Go ahead and ask
Maybe some would regret telling their bored barista that they’re having a coffee date with someone, especially when it’s kind of obvious that someone isn’t coming.
But she’s kind of funny.
No, that old man is not my date. No, that teenage girl is not my date. No, the shih tzu in that lady’s purse is not my date.
I keep checking OKCupid and my phone to make sure he didn’t leave a message, checking his photos to make sure I haven’t missed him.
Unless he was using fake photos and he is the shih tzu.
If he is my date, he could’ve run a paw through his hair at least. Mangy. He. Looks. Mangy.