Jacob, 28, kind of a writer, playing for the other team, like to pretend my boots & I are vegan.
Go ahead and ask
I pushed him back before our lips touched and told him a cautionary tale about a couple I knew who kissed and ruined their lives. His lips looked very dry afterward. They made a French movie about it that’s like one of the best Woody Allen movies that Woody Allen never made…and doesn’t show signs of being able to make anymore. Sadly. Sniff.