Jacob, 28, kind of a writer, playing for the other team, like to pretend my boots & I are vegan.
High school girls on the couch down from me in Starbucks
1st girl: Dudes, West Nile is like an STD, right?
2nd girl: What? Ben was at the lake all weekend.
1st: Don't let him inside you without getting tested.
2nd girl: But that would be so embarrassing.
3rd girl: Embarrassing is everyone knowing how you got West Nile.
1st girl: Try getting another boyfriend after that.