Jacob, 28, kind of a writer, playing for the other team, like to pretend my boots & I are vegan.
Go ahead and ask
The zebra mussels had a plan: clog up all of the pipes at the edge of the lake, cut the city’s water supply off, and bring the citizens TO THEIR KNEES!
But then the Army Corps of Engineers dove in, ready to stop the mussels’ plans before too many citizens were affected.
But the Army Corps of Engineers didn’t expect…
…harpoon-wielding zebras to dive in on top of them and keep the mussels’ plans from being stopped.
Whoops. Out of order. Gosh darn.Happy Monday!