Jacob, 28, kind of a writer, playing for the other team, like to pretend my boots & I are vegan.
Go ahead and ask
Was enthralled by your gossip about some girl cheating on her boyfriend (who has hair that you just “want to hold him down” by. Girls do that to guys?) with her much older boss…
…until I realized that y’all were talking about Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson.