Jacob, 28, kind of a writer, playing for the other team, like to pretend my boots & I are vegan.
Go ahead and ask
While eating out at lunch…
Girl 1 at table next to me: You’re so judgy about guys.
Girl 2: Stop it! No I’m nah-aht.
Girl 1: Okay then…what about that busboy?
Girl 2: No. Would never.
Girl 1: It’s because he’s a busboy, isn’t it?
Girl 2: It’s because of his face.