May 2012
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April 2012
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My mom to my friend:
“And do you know he was the only one in his elementary school who knew who Jimmy Stewart was?!”
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Overheard
As they were getting up to leave the booth beside me, gray-haired woman to gray-haired woman:
“I could live a little longer without your pussy in my face.”
In this economy, I’m socially drinking my morning coffee at IHOP instead of Starbucks. I didn’t know what to expect.
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bobbyfinger:
This 30-second video of Nicki Minaj explaining what “beez in the trap” means is the most important and wonderful thing I’ve seen today.
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crookedindifference:
Happy Earth Day 2012
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