Jacob, 28, kind of a writer, playing for the other team, like to pretend my boots & I are vegan.
Go ahead and ask
You know, that’s not the best story when I tell you that the guy I went on an “interview session” with last night is married to his friend, the 60-something-year-old former airline stewardess living next door to him, so that she can share his insurance benefits.
Isn’t that sweet?
He did make it clear that anytime he finds “the one” she’s fine with getting an annulment “because obviously we haven’t consummated our relationship. Look at me. I’m gay.”
We’ll see how that Sicilian swordfish dish is.
So last night, I had not a first date but an “interview session” (as he called it) around a park that I didn’t remember being so big. A it’s so large with so many trails and so many benches. It’s like rediscovering my hometown.
He’s nice. He invited me over for dinner Thursday night and is preparing a swordfish dish he got from a Sicilian friend. (Dinner!!!)
But the park and I have all kinds of plans.
I was g-chatting with a friend about ‘Edible Anus’ chocolates and now there’s an ad to the side for ‘candy by the pound’.