Jacob, 29, kind of a writer, playing for the other team, like to pretend my boots & I are vegan.
Go ahead and ask
- a girl swimming by me at a public pool that we’d all paraded to after two hours of readings/musical performances. A large T-Rex puppet and drums led the parade. I laughed so hard agreeing that I nearly dropped my smoked chicken leg and fourth pink plastic cup full of craft ale. (I do not recommend the chai spice light beer, btw. It’s like vomit. Stick with the ale…or the homemade Kombucha in the clear pitcher between the kegs.)
Do you ever eat a lot of meat and think, “I should find some place to do pushups, dips, and squats right now so that I’ll look so buff tomorrow?”
"Copyright restricts us from showing this video in your country."
…but you can show me four commercials from your country before telling me this.
Either funny or depressing…