Jacob, 29, kind of a writer, playing for the other team, like to pretend my boots & I are vegan.
Go ahead and ask
Funny side story: I’ve dated two guys who, after six months of dating, charted our romantic compatibility, summarized it to me, and then dumped me on the spot. Both were Virgos.
Are any of you adorkable guys Scorpios or Cancers? Because astrology says this Pisces should be dating you.
I was born March 13, 1984 at 7:03P.M. in Dallas, TX if that helps you chart our romantic compatibility.
I get a little outraged inside when hot tea costs as much as scrambled eggs.
Just wait until I’m caffeinated, diner. Just. Yaaaaawn. Wait.